best hand i ahve ever seen

wow, that is something... don't want to spoil it for you, but would you have played the same if you were the the "second" guy? i have never seen someone fold KK preflop in my life.... take a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNz-Duyx3Lc

the stupidest thing i have ever read :D

i cant explain it in any words possible... just read this "study report" and comment on what you think :D http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_finds_working_at_work

abolute poker continued

for the love of God, this poker room is doomed.... first of all of course because of a scandal i posted in my previous posts... i have read somewhere that they have already paid out more than a million to players who were cheated on. But THIS!!! ok i dont want to spoil the pleasure of reading to you just rephrasing whe article i have read, but the point is that absolute is selling popcorn like a charity thing, but then they take the money to themselves :D :D :D the article is here. Its as easy as to steal the candy from a baby :D I am telling you.. the room is screwed!

yeat another LOL

i "stole" this from one guys blog on my.pokernews.com but i believe he woudnt mind because this is freakin hilarious!!! take a look:

PokerStars Game #12356511407: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/09/30 - 12:00:52 (ET)
Table 'Apollo' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: chimmer ($56.10 in chips)
Seat 2: CzechStar ($57.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Arlequin333 ($118.95 in chips)
Seat 4: luzhin64 ($101.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Hgh_Ssociety ($99 in chips)
Seat 6: Retr083 ($217.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Speedbump14 ($91.90 in chips)
Seat 8: bennycac3 ($108.25 in chips)
Seat 9: casshing ($100.50 in chips)
chimmer: posts small blind $0.50
CzechStar: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Retr083 [{K-Spades} {K-Diamonds}]
Arlequin333: folds
luzhin64: folds
Hgh_Ssociety: folds
Retr083: raises $3 to $4 Standard play
Speedbump14: calls $4Call from the button, can mean anything, any PP, Ax, suited connectors etc.
bennycac3: folds
casshing: folds
chimmer: folds
CzechStar: folds
*** FLOP *** [{10-Clubs} {10-Diamonds} {10-Spades}] Nice board, I beat a lot of his range
Retr083: checks So we let him do the betting
Speedbump14: bets $5 Good boy!
Retr083: calls $5
*** TURN *** [{10-Clubs} {10-Diamonds} {10-Spades}] [{A-Diamonds}]Well well well, the one card we actual did not wanted to see ....
Retr083: checks Safely check it, and still act like you might hide a monster
Speedbump14: checks Interesting .... My Kings are probably still the best hand!
*** RIVER *** [[{10-Clubs} {10-Diamonds} {10-Spades} {A-Diamonds}] [{10-Hearts}]Lol, the nuts on the board, split pot!
Retr083: bets $208.15 and is all-inWell, let's give it just a try to see if he is paying attention!!
Speedbump14: folds ROFLOL!!!!!
bennycac3 said, "...fold?"
Retr083 collected $18.55 from pot
casshing said, "stuped call"
Retr083 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.50 | Rake $0.95
Board [Tc Td Ts Ad Th]
Seat 1: chimmer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: CzechStar (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Arlequin333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: luzhin64 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hgh_Ssociety folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Retr083 collected ($18.55)
Seat 7: Speedbump14 folded on the River
Seat 8: bennycac3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: casshing (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

OMFG, the only 4 letters that sring into my mind :D

sooo, there is nothing much what i have today, but i am very eagerly wait for an official statement from absolute/ultimate bet poker... damn its tasty :D if you havn't heared the story (which i really doubt) take a look at this article damn i cant wait to se whose heads will fall :) *feels like a evil genius*

one of the funniest things i've ever seen

well, i was browsing and saw a what i called one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen. take a look at this: http://pokerworks.com/forum/about1210.html acctually the image was the thing that mede me ROFL for like 10 minutes. I thought to email pokerstars to congratulate them with the new "variation" in poker :D i wonder how many cards they are shuffling.

anyways this pic made my day! i hope it will make yours too

guess who's back?

Ok, so all I heard around me for like a half a year is only blog blog blog blog… so ok, I’m back and not leaving for a while. I will try to keep my readers with all the news in my life and maybe someone will even give a crap what’s happening with me. So keep up coming back and as soon as I will have what to tell it will most certainly will be here. For now Cyao Bambinos!

The best poker room for me

Hi there people,

I was thinking what to write in the blog and then i though of poker and where i play it at. Perhaps my opinion will help you to choose the online poker room.

so..........

Where do i start?

ok, the most time i spend on Pokerstars. Poker Stars really stands for its name with its tough players - after winning several tournaments, I thought that my skills were high enough to participate in the high-limit games. And to be honest i am doing pretty well. Join me (my nickname ozyri)at Pokerstars .

The next favorite one for me is Full Tilt.If not for the retarded avatars, FullTilt Poker would be the most enjoyable online poker room to play at. They have huge 100% up to $600 bonus is very easy to clear, not mentioning their awesome promotions. And it is open for the American players. Nickname on this one is thud17 Join Full Tilt
with me.

Then i believe goes Mansion poker. Lovely promotions as well, lots of WSOP seats given away and software is one of the best looking (not a 3d tho). You can find me there by kulon789. And here you can get the software of Mansion poker

Titan poker used to be my most favorite of them because of the promotions and bonuses, but when they banned American players it is just a place for easy money. Nevertheless i play there often by the nickname ozyri. Join me there by downloading the Titan Poker software.

And of course the mother of them all - Party poker. They have banned the American players too, but the competition there is still very much the same. ozyri is the nickname there. Mostly play sit'n'go's there. So we might meet at one of the tables. Get Party Poker now.

This is kind of all the rooms I play in. Tried couple more but with no financial luck, so staying in those five. If I'll find another cool places where you can make EZ money will keep you posted ;)