Wednesday, October 31, 2007

yeat another LOL

i "stole" this from one guys blog on my.pokernews.com but i believe he woudnt mind because this is freakin hilarious!!! take a look:

PokerStars Game #12356511407: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/09/30 - 12:00:52 (ET)
Table 'Apollo' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: chimmer ($56.10 in chips)
Seat 2: CzechStar ($57.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Arlequin333 ($118.95 in chips)
Seat 4: luzhin64 ($101.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Hgh_Ssociety ($99 in chips)
Seat 6: Retr083 ($217.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Speedbump14 ($91.90 in chips)
Seat 8: bennycac3 ($108.25 in chips)
Seat 9: casshing ($100.50 in chips)
chimmer: posts small blind $0.50
CzechStar: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Retr083 [{K-Spades} {K-Diamonds}]
Arlequin333: folds
luzhin64: folds
Hgh_Ssociety: folds
Retr083: raises $3 to $4 Standard play
Speedbump14: calls $4Call from the button, can mean anything, any PP, Ax, suited connectors etc.
bennycac3: folds
casshing: folds
chimmer: folds
CzechStar: folds
*** FLOP *** [{10-Clubs} {10-Diamonds} {10-Spades}] Nice board, I beat a lot of his range
Retr083: checks So we let him do the betting
Speedbump14: bets $5 Good boy!
Retr083: calls $5
*** TURN *** [{10-Clubs} {10-Diamonds} {10-Spades}] [{A-Diamonds}]Well well well, the one card we actual did not wanted to see ....
Retr083: checks Safely check it, and still act like you might hide a monster
Speedbump14: checks Interesting .... My Kings are probably still the best hand!
*** RIVER *** [[{10-Clubs} {10-Diamonds} {10-Spades} {A-Diamonds}] [{10-Hearts}]Lol, the nuts on the board, split pot!
Retr083: bets $208.15 and is all-inWell, let's give it just a try to see if he is paying attention!!
Speedbump14: folds ROFLOL!!!!!
bennycac3 said, "...fold?"
Retr083 collected $18.55 from pot
casshing said, "stuped call"
Retr083 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.50 | Rake $0.95
Board [Tc Td Ts Ad Th]
Seat 1: chimmer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: CzechStar (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Arlequin333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: luzhin64 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hgh_Ssociety folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Retr083 collected ($18.55)
Seat 7: Speedbump14 folded on the River
Seat 8: bennycac3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: casshing (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

OMFG, the only 4 letters that sring into my mind :D

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